Как обычно, половина шуток основана на игре слов. Что дико раздражает, конечно. Шутки с игра смыслов все-таки заслуживают большего уважения. И как, скажите мне, в десятку попала десятая шутка?! Этот ход так избит, что его использование за пределами Твиттера и халтурки должно караться.
Мои фавориты, если что, – 3-я и 7-я.
1. Стюарт Фрэнсис – ‘You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks.’*
2. Тим Вайн – ‘Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly.’
3. Will Marsh – ‘I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister.’
4. Rob Beckett – ‘You know you're working class when your TV is bigger than your bookcase.’
5. Chris Turner – ‘I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet ... I don't know why.’
6. Тим Вайн – ‘I took part in the sun tanning Olympics - I just got Bronze.’
7. George Ryegold – ‘Pornography is often frowned upon, but that's only because I'm concentrating.’
8. Стюарт Фрэнсис – ‘I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting.’
9. Lou Sanders – ‘I waited an hour for my starter so I complained, “It's not rocket salad”.’
10. Nish Kumar – ‘My mum's so pessimistic, that if there was an Olympics for pessimism ... she wouldn't fancy her chances.’
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* Posh and Becks – совместное прозвище Дэвида Бекхэма и его жены. Фрэнсисовский каламбур, что немного возвышает его над прочими каламбурами, правдив. Имена у детей четы Бекхэмов действительно – идиотские, типа Brooklyn и Cruz.
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